"Your baby is hot"

After the annoying couples countdown list on BBC 3, I thought that it would be a while before a list came along to top it in terms of what I like to call The WHIT? Factor. But barely a month has gone by and I have already found a contender:

http://www.forbes.com/2008/11/10/suri-cruise-hollywood-biz-media-cx_ls_lr_1110celebbabies.html

If you click on the link above, you will be transported to a list which is called “Hollywood’s Hottest Tots”. HOTTEST tots? Sexy children? Tasty toddlers? Baby babes? Kids who are rides?

I’m not even going to go into a “which paedo created this list?” rant -which is obviously the first thing that comes to mind when you read “Hollywood’s Hottest Tots” -because this list was created by two idiotic women who probably subscribe to the Paris Hilton school of patter.

My main concern is this: I bet this is the beginning of another terrible word trend. Years ago there was probably a website featuring a list called “Ten Most Random People Ever”, which sparked serious disbelief and outrage amongst normal people who can speak proper English due to the misuse of the word “random”. Perhaps they thought it’d never catch on, but look at us all now, “randomly” walking down the street bumping into “randoms” who are wearing “random” clothes because they’re going to a “random” gig to see a “random” band.

In a few years time you’ll be meeting up with old school friends and telling them that their babies are really hot whilst patting your swollen pregnant stomach and saying that you hope your baby is going to be as hot as their baby.

Know what annoys me the most? Violet Affleck - Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s kid - wasn’t even on the list and she is, like, WELL totally hotter than Cruz Beckham!