Everyone always moans about smelly people with manly, beefy, overbearing B.O, but I'll tell you something- I'd rather smell the armpit of a darts player than be subjected to SWEET B.O!
Know what I mean? Lately I feel like I've come into more contact than usual with fat people who have that disgustingly sweet, cloying B.O. Yuk.
Sorry for making you imagine that smell. To make up for it, I have some good news: Limmy's TV programme starts this Wednesday (the 18th) on BBC 2 Scotland at 10pm. I'm really excited about it; I've been a fan of Limmy since I was 16, which sadly was a whole 6 years ago. So, aye. Watch it, I think it's going to be good. And if you haven't heard of Limmy, go on his website and watch his videos, play with his playthings, and read his blogs.
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17 comments:
Mr. Pie thinks Limmy is comparable to BO. And bad spelling. Mr. Pie is dissapppppointted in Limmy! Free the Limmy sharptatterasdew!!
John thinks Mr. pie should shut his pie hole.
John, I'm coming round there and putting a corkscrew in your cereal so that you choke on it you bastard.
Oh! Heaven forfend the piece of metal in my coco-pops! You don't even know where I live, chump.
You'd be amased at what I know. I casn find you quite easily, for I AM THE PIE MAN!! THE MASTER OF PIES!! You are not. Perhaps you are the master of a lesser pudding, spotted dick perhaps, but you shall never qualify as PIE!
You are bad at spelling. It should have been, "amazed" and by the way, I'm not amaZed, nor am I amused. Bring it on you pompous fraud. I bet you're not a pie master. I bet you're not even a real Mr.
I am a real pie master and I am most certainly a real Mr. Regardless of my birth certificate, I am now. So booo you!
PS I hope you have a very bad day.
Boo me? What are you, three years old? And I'm already having a bad day. Did you cut me off just now near Glasgow Road? (I'm typing this as I drive, noticed that the toad who cut me off was doing the same thing, just wonderring...)
I'm gay and I have herpes!
Very funny.
Haha! Mr. Pie totally burned you. And if I see your God-awful tacky lipstick Skoda again I'll hit you off the road, you trollop.
I got excited when I saw I had 11 comments there.
I'm Mr Pie
not really
Mr. Pie likes excitement. I bet John isn't capable of it.
Oh he's capable of it.
Whits a hamshank redemption?
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